princesskenny456:

agianthordeofzombiesjust:

turnipss:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

Once I opened a ketchup packet that was so old it was dark brown

Also once we had fried chicken and my friend found 2 of its organs in her chicken breast… :, )

I once got grape juice that was grey and slime. I made the mistake of not looking before it slithered into my mouth.

my high school had to stop serving us milk and juice my freshman year because a bunch of kids got terrible food poisoning from it. we were all warned not to drink the juice and milk because it was filled with mold. every lunch period after that I always checked my food and I found molded cheese on a sandwitch, stale pizza, green tortillas and a bunch of other stuff. I know its not suppost to be 5 star food but 3 star would be nice.

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omeglemyitaly:

sanityisforthesane:

#COME PATRIOTIC CAPTAIN #I SHALL TEACH YOU THE DANCE OF MY PEOPLE #AND WE SHALL FEAST AND JEST MERRILY #thor i think i broke a rib can this wait #NAY

#NAY
lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

lackyannie:

theangiec:

This makes me laugh. everytime. I will never not reblog this 

THIS IS MY NUMBER 1 FAVORITE THING OON THIS GOD FORSAKEN SITE

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the-internet-goddess:

if I had a dollar for every time I hit the first pole in flappy bird
image

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thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

thegreatviino:

canyoudefinethis:

heyfunniest:

Pokemon irl 

NO FUCKING WAY

I NEED THIS FOR 2K!

(via aca-excusemee)

alltimeboners:

  • DO
  • NOT
  • SCREAM
  • DURING
  • THE
  • BANDS
  • MOST
  • EMOTIONAL
  • HEARTWRENCHING
  • ACOUSTIC
  • SONG
  • I WILL SHIT DOWN YOUR THROAT

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radjew:

do any of you even know my name

(via pizza)


"Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He’s a ghost, you’ll never find him…"
"Most of the intelligence community doesn’t believe he exists. The ones that do call him the Winter Soldier. He’s a ghost, you’ll never find him…"

(Source: bucksicle, via starfleetist)

sociopathsherlockholmes:

I would like to adopt them both please.

sociopathsherlockholmes:

I would like to adopt them both please.

(via mollyhooooper)

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